Men's Magazines

I have had it with Mens Magazines and the trollip they dish out.

I mean...magazines like Maxim. How is a girl suppose to get by when a man is looking at that. He'll think all women look like that and should be smart and sit around and do him favors all day.

I'm thinking this because I just spotted a P-BOY at my boyfriends.

I don't look like them. I'm sorry.

Go ahead. Look. Pretend. Whatever,

But go easy on the expectations of me.

Roger, Roger?

Wii Rules

Everyday I am looking for great new Wii Games.

The Wii Console simply rules and you cannot find a better gaming console. The decision to buy it was a snap.

A video game that involves physical movement. C'mon--that's great for a lazy ass like me.

Is the this worth the price? You bet it is. It’s very simple. This is consistently rated as one of the best gifts that you can give your loved ones...or yourself.

That's how good it is for me. It is a toy that the kids pick up over and over again. The review in Consumer Reports suggested this above all the others. Let's not flirt with disaster. Wii Guitar Hero would be great if and when it works.

However I would not seek it as little as possible. The Wii Games prices have been so low recently--now is the time to buy. Really, it's a toy that all of your kids will enjoy. I insist that the public not be misled and ill-informed about that. This is a toy that you should buy.

Go get your Nintendo Wii Console today.

My GPS Lets Me know Where I Am

My friend Sheila and I got lost the other day and it had potential side affects. We were nearing a bad neighborhood.

Sheila, not to be deterred, said, "Don't be scared girl...I'll just check my Portable GPS Navigator."

WTF?

Why does sheila have a GPS?

Why in the world would you need that I asked?

Well, what would we do right now? she asked?

Good point Shelia.

I set out to research and buy a GPS. Consumer digest gave me plenty of options. It seems as though one called the Garmin Nuvi was the best. I read all the Garmin Nuvi Reviews that I could and everyone love.

I now own a GPS.

I'll never be lost again.

The Music In My Life

My boyfriend and I were just looking at the latest copy of Rolling Stone magazine and we began discussing music.

I am more of a fan of Top 40 New Singles that we hear from people like Britney and Justin. What happened with them by the way?

My boyfriend hates top 40 and refers me instead to the Top 40 Country Songs. Country? Excuse me.

I do not need to hear stories about drunken spouses who you still love.

He counters...these are real stories.

Oh, yeah? From whom?

I'm now see my boyfriend in a different light knowing that he's a country bumpkin.

It's actually kind-a cute.

My Memories on My Keychain

One cool little thing that I would like to tell ya'll about is something called the Digital Photo Keychain.

Why is a keychain cool?

Well, this device lets you put pictures on your keychain. I load up with pictures of parties, friends, and family.

I then take it out when I am depressed and all I have to do is look at some photos and I life.

This is how I cure my depression.

How do you cure yours?

The Townsend Tales Intro

Hi there.

I just set up this blog as a place to unleash every thought that comes into my brain.

If you happen to stop by, that's great welcome to my tales, the tales of Townsend.