Men's Magazines

I have had it with Mens Magazines and the trollip they dish out.

I mean...magazines like Maxim. How is a girl suppose to get by when a man is looking at that. He'll think all women look like that and should be smart and sit around and do him favors all day.

I'm thinking this because I just spotted a P-BOY at my boyfriends.

I don't look like them. I'm sorry.

Go ahead. Look. Pretend. Whatever,

But go easy on the expectations of me.

Roger, Roger?